Famous Quotes about absurd

Jarod Kintz quote #332 from The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee or directly into your soul
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Jarod Kintz quote #51 from The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Death cannot stop true love. Thats why its pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.
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Jarod Kintz quote #371 from The Titanic would never have sunk if it were made out of a sink.

Dont try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.
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