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Jarod Kintz quote #247 from This is the best book I've ever written

Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings and so did my first love letter after I folded it up and flung it at my crush.
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Jarod Kintz quote #479 from A Story That Talks about Talking Is Like Chatter to Chattering Teeth

Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
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Jarod Kintz quote #332 from The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee or directly into your soul
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Jarod Kintz quote #51 from The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

Death cannot stop true love. Thats why its pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.
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