Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.
Famous Quotes about absurd
My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice Its circular so theres enough to go around.
If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight
Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee or directly into your soul
You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldnt fit inside. But just because it wont fit doesnt mean you shouldnt empty the trash.
To love someone as much as you love yourself that is the ideal. Especially if that someone is your clone.
Death cannot stop true love. Thats why its pointless for me to try to murder all my adoring female fans.
Dont try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.
Love one person at a time thats the motto Ill try to get my clones to live by.
I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.