I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center but then so am I. Better than being self-centered as my clone would probably say.
Famous Quotes about absurd
Love is a tomato. And while its true that I can live without a tomato I could sure go for some ketchup.
Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings and so did my first love letter after I folded it up and flung it at my crush.
Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.
Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.
Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.
My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice Its circular so theres enough to go around.
If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight
Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee or directly into your soul
You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldnt fit inside. But just because it wont fit doesnt mean you shouldnt empty the trash.