I made myself an I Love Jennifer jacket out of my old I Love Jenn jacket. Two girls one continuous love. The I Love Jennifer is a little off-center but then so am I. Better than being self-centered as my clone would probably say.
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Learning how to love is like learning how to tie your shoes and thats precisely why I wear slippers.
Love gives you wings. Icarus and the Challenger both had wings and so did my first love letter after I folded it up and flung it at my crush.
You could empty the trash and my love for you still wouldnt fit inside. But just because it wont fit doesnt mean you shouldnt empty the trash.
If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk what does the second unlabeled bottle contain If you answered Whole milk then youre obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So Ill just pour it in someone elses coffee.
Id rather fake my own fog than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist Its homemade.
Love has a shape but no color. Youre probably wondering If its transparent how do you know what shape it is Good question. Well for one thing I put it together and for another Im currently wearing it like body armor though to the casual observer I appear naked.
With my last breath Ill exhale my love for you. I hope its a cold day so you can see what you meant to me.
I had a dream where I lost Capn among the hundreds of black and white cats and they all looked nearly identical to him. It was such a sad dream that it made me drool out of my eyes.
Its just a dream I told myself. I hate when I dream of alarm clocks going off.