I know Im a bad bargain. But Im begging you to have me anyway. Because I want a chance to make you as happy as you make me. I want to build a life with you.He fought to steady his voice. Please come to me Cat because theres no surviving you. You dont have to love me back. You dont have to be mine. Just let me be yours.

...today there are bars of light on the rug but Muse Cat prefers his tomato box where he can dream in private...

My dreams are shaped like a cat only furrier. And my love resembles a dolphin only fishier.

I had a dream about you. I was a cat. You were a red dot. And even those times I caught you we couldnt touch. But still I chased you anyway.

I had a dream where I lost Capn among the hundreds of black and white cats and they all looked nearly identical to him. It was such a sad dream that it made me drool out of my eyes.

I had a dream about you. We were both in the finals at the World Cuddling Championships and my partner was my cat Capn The Sweetness Kintz and yours was a Teddy Bear named Teddy. While Teddys body could be manipulated in ways that would earn you style points with the judges he was lacking the personality of a person which The Sweetness certainly has. In the end we won partly because we were better cuddlers but mostly because I bribed the judges.