Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.

My love is pizza shaped. Wont you have a slice Its circular so theres enough to go around.

Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you like a hug. Or a noose.

I wake up to write stuff down all night. Useful things like this To more efficiently make love nocturnally I must combine the best characteristics of bats bears and my Uncle Norman who disappeared in the mountains in 94.