We cant be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since youre a lady and Im a gentleman Ill shave mine off.

Sam came around the side of the car and stopped dead when he saw me. Oh my God what is THAT I used my thumb and middle finger to flick the multicolored pom-pom on top of my head. In my language we call it a HAT. It keeps my ears warm. Oh my God Sam said again and closed the distance between us. He cupped my face in his hands and studied me. Its horribly cute. He kissed me looked at the hat and then he kissed me again. I vowed never to lose the pom-pom hat.

When I saw you I saw love. When I saw you naked I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream I saw the future.

Last night I was seriously considering whether I was a bisexual or not but I dont think so though Im not sure if Id like to be and argh I dont think theres anything wrong with that if you like a person you like the person not their genitals.

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But theres no need to be frightened because that plane is still on the ground.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first let me introduce myself.

Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you Im not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

V-Dayif you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I think its quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. Its all artificial and has nothing to do with real love.

If love had feathers and tasted like dog food then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. This statement also defines my political beliefs.

A fit healthy bodythat is the best fashion statement