The next time youre planning to injure yourself to get my attention just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

Its funny. No matter how hard you try you cant close your heart forever. And the minute you open it up you never know whats going to come in. But when it does you just have to go for it Because if you dont theres not point in being here.

I dont want to make love last I want to make love second to last. The last thing well do is cuddle.

Leave the cage open. If you love someone give them a chance to leave. You can always lock them up again should they return to you.

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.

Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.

If love were a dolphin with wings and a unicorns horn being ridden by a blind leprechaun dressed like Rasputin would you believe in second chances for love at first sight

Unrequited love is the only possible way to give yourself to another without being held in indentured servitude.

Any lustful fool can love a million women but only a real man can love one woman cloned a million times.