When you find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot who calls you back when you hang up on him who will stand in front of you when others cast stones or will stay awake just to watch you sleep who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats who will hold your hand when your sick who thinks your pretty without makeup the one who turns to his friends and say thats her the one that would bear your rejection because losing you means losing his will to live who kisses you when you screw up watches the stars and names one for you and will hold and rock that baby for hours so you can sleep..you marry him all over again.

Voicemail 1 Hi Isabel Culpeper. I am lying in my bed looking at the ceiling. I am mostly naked. I am thinking of your mother. Call me.Voicemail 2 The first minute and thirty seconds of Ive Gotta Get a Message to You by the Bee Gees. Voicemail 3 Im bored. I need to be entertained. Sam is moping. I may kill him with his own guitar. It would give me something to do and also make him say something. Two birds with one stone I find all these old expressions unnecessarily violent. Like ring around the rosy. Thats about the plague did you know Of course you did. The plague is like your older cousin. Hey does Sam talk to you He says jack shit to me. God Im bored. Call me.Voicemail 4 Hotel California by the Eagles in its entirety with every instance of the word California replaced with Minnesota. Voicemail 5 Hi this is Cole St. Clair. Want to know two true things One youre never picking up this phone. Two Im never going to stop leaving long messages. Its like therapy. Gotta talk to someone. Hey you know what I figured out today Victors dead. I figured it out yesterday too. Every day I figure it out again. I dont know what Im doing here. I feel like theres no one I can Voicemail 6 So yeah Im sorry. That last message went a little pear-shaped. You like that expression Sam said it the other day. Hey try this theory on for size I think hes a dead British housewife reincarnated into a Beatles body. You know I used to know this band that put on fake British accents for their shows. Boy did they suck aside from being assholes. I cant remember their name now. Im either getting senile or Ive done enough to my brain that stuffs falling out. Not so fair of me to make this one-sided is it Im always talking about myself in these things. So how are you Isabel Rosemary Culpeper Smile lately Hot Toddies. That was the name of the band. The Hot Toddies.Voicemail 20 I wish youd answer.

When we are in love we are convinced nobody else will do. But as time goes others do do and often do do much much better.

But the you who you are tonight is the same you I was in love with yesterday the same you Ill be in love with tomorrow.

Dignitydignit noun 1. The moment you realize that the person you cared for has nothing intellectually or spiritually to offer you but a headache. 2. The moment you realize God had greater plans for you that dont involve crying at night or sad Pinterest quotes.3. The moment you stop comparing yourself to others because it undermines your worth education and your parents wisdom.4. The moment you live your dreams not because of what it will prove or get you but because that is all you want to do. Peoples opinions dont matter. 5. The moment you realize that no one is your enemy except yourself.6. The moment you realize that you can have everything you want in life. However it takes timing the right heart the right actions the right passion and a willingness to risk it all. If it is not yours it is because you really didnt want it need it or God prevented it. 7. The moment you realize the ghost of your ancestors stood between you and the person you loved. They really dont want you mucking up the family line with someone that acts anything less than honorable.8. The moment you realize that happiness was never about getting a person. They are only a helpmate towards achieving your life mission.9. The moment you believe that love is not about losing or winning. It is just a few moments in time followed by an eternity of situations to grow from.10. The moment you realize that you were always the right person. Only ignorant people walk away from greatness.

I love that you get cold when its 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when youre looking at me like Im nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And its not because Im lonely and its not because its New Years Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands and how thick their sanitation gloves are.