I removed all the doors to our love so you cant lock yourself away from me. But I didnt stop there. I also replaced the doors with metal detectors so I could fondle you more efficiently like the highly trained professionals do who run airport security.

A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle and takes note but doesnt fully see the bank robbery I have just committed during the planned distraction. All she sees is a man with a lot of money and draws the wrong conclusionthat I am more handsome now than I was when she didnt know I had money and she saw me walk in the door.