Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you Im not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.

And yet another moral occurs to me now Make love when you can. Its good for you.

Im stuck babysitting turtle eggs while a volleyball player slash grease monkey slash aquarium volunteer tries to hit on me. Im not hitting on you he protested.NoBelieve me youd know if I was hitting on you. You wouldnt be able to stop yourself from succumbing to my charms.

V-Dayif you need this one day in a year to show everyone else you truly care for your loved one I think its quite stupid. I hate this commercialism. Its all artificial and has nothing to do with real love.

One should always be in love. Thats the reason one should never marry.

Dont go looking for boys in the darkThey will say pretty things thenleave you with scars.Do go looking for boys in the parkFor that is where the true gentlemen are.

Statistically speaking there is a 65 percent chance that the love of your life is having an affair. Be very suspicious.

Would you mind repeating that Im afraid I might have lost my wits altogether and just hallucinated what Ive longed to hear.

A fit healthy bodythat is the best fashion statement

I felt like an animal and animals dont know sin do they