I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer guitar player saxophonist harpist violinist bassist cellist harmonica player pianist and drummer. Oh and I played the trumpet. And you you had the important roleyou played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory.

I had a dream about you. It was wet but not lucid. So I couldnt control my spraying hose. I think it means we shouldnt join the fire department together.

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together but purely for the storyline.

I had a dream about you last night.. you were trying to give coordinates to an apple

I had a dream about you last night.. You were playing with chicken livers and told me everyone was in quarantine.

I had a dream about you. We were traveling in your car. You were driving and I was securely fastened by ropes and duct tape in the trunk. I tried telling you my family has no money but you had to find out the hard way.

I had a dream about you last night. The best day of my life was when I taught you how to juggle but the best day of yours was when you taught someone else.

I had a dream about you. You were crying and I couldnt tell if it was because you were sad or because youd been laughing too hard. So I decided to find out by telling you that Id just heard from the cops and your mother had been murdered. Before I got to the punch line you started sobbing in a different manner so I realized youd been laughing earlier. By that time the mood had changed and I decided it best not to deliver the punch line after all. So I sat down next to you and put my arm around you and tried to console you for your perceived loss.

I had a dream about you. We were at a buffet but instead of eating food we were forced to eat our words. You were eating words like Winner Victory and Triumphant while I was eating words like Macaroni Pizza and Meatloaf.

I had a dream about you. You took control of my body and forced me to have sex with you. Then you called the cops and the police said I raped youbut I was the one who was raped. If I had known you were that kind of person Id have never voted you into political office in the first place.