I had a dream about you. You were a tax collector and I was a man with a noose around my neck hanging from a tree. You said I could be freed if Id only pay my taxes and I said as long as I paid taxes Id never be free. I said I was freer in a noose than I was under the tax lasso.

I had a dream about you. You claimed Orafouraville was a town and I declared it a city. You said it was one resident shy of being a city and I said So what if that one resident is shy Do shy people not count as citizens Do introverts not pay taxes You tried to claim that you were talking about population size and classifications on categoriesnomenclature and nothing more. But I saw you for what you werea bigoted small-minded big-city elitist.