I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut like I always did being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. Im sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And Im sorry we didnt work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.

I had a dream about you. We were in a field picking dandelions for the king when a strong breeze came. I threw myself in front of you to block the wind because the king was balding and if even one dandelion floret fell out wed lose our heads. Well youd lose your head. I was just a walking torso so I had nothing to lose but your love.