I had a dream last night I was awake through the pregnancy but I fell asleep at birth when I awoke I was Pinocchio and stuck inside a tree does that mean I dont have to listen to jazz anymore

I had a dream about you. The leaves changed from yellow to red but the stoplights did not. This made me continually cautious and you kept honking at me. I thought you were the rudest goose ever so I ran you over. Then the light turned red.

I wake up to write stuff down all night. Useful things like this To more efficiently make love nocturnally I must combine the best characteristics of bats bears and my Uncle Norman who disappeared in the mountains in 94.

I had a dream about you. I was a melted ice-cream repairman and you had a microwave for a head. You made fun of my trade so I made you eat tinfoil until your head exploded.

I had a dream about you starting a pet store. You didnt have any customers yet and I was your guinea pig.

I had a dream about you. You were a finger food salesman and I was a man with no fingers who sold wearable silverware called Silverwear. Through a hand gesture you indicated you were number one and then you tried stabbing me with your index finger. Then I insulted your grandma and stabbed you with my eating utensil. What I did was wrongI should never have insulted your grandma.

I had a day dream about you. Oh really What was it aboutSchizophrenia. And Im still having it.

I had a dream about you. I was selling dreams and you were selling sleep. We decided to partner up until I used some of your product and went for a sleepwalk and fell off a cliff.

I had a dream I was in an old womans closet peeing on a giant shoe. Sorry grandma I thought it was the bathroom. I hate vacations where someone carries you out of the car and puts you in a bed that smells like mothballs.

I had a dream about you. You were wearing a spaghetti strainer as a helmet and I said I demand you take my fishbowl off your head at once. But the truth is it didnt matter because my fish had dried up and died weeks ago. Thats kind of like how love works no