I had a dream about you. We met where most lovers meetin prison. You were a guard and I was in solitary confinement. The politicians felt the bars protected society from me but I felt the bars protected me from them.

I had a dream about you. You said you wanted to grow your hair long and I wondered how long long is. I thought the Nile river is long so thats probably what you meant. I offered to build a Pyramid on your shoulder and you offered me tax exempt status when your hair was long enough to start flooding.

I had a dream about you. Too many people died that day for us to talk about love. But through the stench of rotting corpses all I could think about was how beautiful you were and how much I wanted to avoid prison.

I had a dream about you. You were playing the guitar like it was a piano and I was impressed with my deafness. You played awfully but all I could hear was I love you.

I had a dream about you you were trying to tell me a pipe had burst but I did not want to be around you because I thought your feet smelt terrible. When I realized that the smell was mold you were already so hurt you no longer had any interest in speaking to me. Or fixing the pipe.

I had a dream about you I had come home late at night and you were on the couch with your arms raised as if you were reaching for the sky when I asked what you were doing you replied Getting better reception on the TV I am now convinced you are an alien.

I had a dream about you. You loved me and I loved you. We had an amazing life until you realized that I also loved your clone. You were jealous and I didnt see the problemI was in love with you even if it wasnt you. Plus I was in love with you.

I had a dream about you you gave me a plant and sweetly said This will grow with our love upon handing it over to me the plant died. I started packing.

I had a dream about you You were peeing behind a house and when I approached you you smiled and said to me Your face makes me happy I was so flattered by your words and impressed that you could pee and still talk to me.

I had a dream about you you invited me shopping and I was so excited at the thought we were having a day date after we entered the mall you had dropped your wallet and bent down to pick it up I noticed you were wearing a thong. I realized then that shopping was the only intentions you had with me.