I had a dream about you. You were using a shovel as it was intended to be used and I asked you what you were doing. You replied Digging a six-foot hole. I said Ah are you digging a grave for our love And you replied No Im digging a grave for you. It was at this point that I unsheathed Chuck Norris right arm and sliced you with a karate chop.

I had a dream about you last night you were the same piece of St I know and hate in real life.

I had a dream about you but I dont know youwho are you

I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read 12 reasons not to drink coffee. I knew we would get along.

I had a dream about you. Youd never been in an elevator before and Id never been in love. I said I could help you and you said you could help me. I got excited because you were so beautiful but I was quickly let down when you introduced me to your friend who looked like a horse and sang like Miley Cyrus.

I had a dream that boys would act like men for oncethen I woke up.

I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else shoes and purses I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatchers dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat and I replied If I have to tell you it is it isnt.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go for a walk and I wanted to start a parade. I suggested we team up but you said youd rather have sex with a cactus. I was taken aback but then I offered to introduce you to a Congressman because I think he could really benefit from your kind of loving.

I had a dream about you. I thought together we could change the world but you said youd rather change the TV channel. But you were all talk because you never even did that. So I sat there with you watching the Fiction Channel otherwise known as a 24-hour news station.

I had a dream that I was perfectI woke up and was still perfect. Aw.