I had a dream about you. You asked how long Ive loved you and I replied About 5280 feet. It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back and we were forced to walk Ive been thinking a lot about life love and how much I wish the first gas station we see has mashed-potato-flavored bubblegum.

I had a dream that I had brown hairI woke up and ran to the mirrorPhew Im still a blonde.

I had a dream about you. You told me you circled three words in three books scattered in the Library of Alexandria the one that supposedly burnt down centuries ago. You wouldnt tell me what words what books or give me any clues at all so I just assumed those three words were I love you and I thought about that while I made love to a being of light who made sure I was completely dry the whole time so I didnt get electrocuted.

I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back and with them they brought hope. They were selling and everybody was buying. I tried telling the people they shouldnt buy because if they just wait 24 hours the product would be free. What the Thursdays sold was both priceless and worthless depending on when you acquired it.

I had a dream about you last week. It was October 31 2002 and we met at a Halloween party. You came dressed as yourself I knew youve been hiding your true self all this time.

I had a dream about you last night for the millionth time We did what we always do in my dreams. We talked but we never made out. How come I still dream about you if we never freaking make out

I had a dream about you. You were learning to compose music like Mozart and I was learning to listen like Beethoven. He was deaf and you were blind to the fact that you had no musical talent. Still I wore my ear plugs and I clapped and cheered while you banged away on the piano.

I had a dream about you. You were a sunscreen salesperson and you approached me and said Would you like to buy some sunscreen I looked at you like you were a curious insect as I replied No thanks. Im still standing in my fathers shadow.

I had a dream about you. We were playing table tennis which angered my family because they were trying to enjoy their Thanksgiving dinner on it. They thought we were selfish and we thought they were two months too early. Seriously Thanksgiving is in November and this was September. Also they need to start treating us like the serious athletes we are.

I had a dream about you and in the dream you were dreaming of me. We were meant for each other subconsciously.