I had a dream about you. You sold canned laughter and I sold fresh laughter straight out of my throat. You sold more of it but nobody really liked your product. Plus the people who bought your cans werent the kind of people to recycle so most definitely Mother Earth did not find you funny.

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.

I had a dream about you you were a zombie in a post-apocalyptic world. I was the only human left you tried to bite me and I said no. We became good friends.

I had a dream about you last night... we tried to joke but neither could make any sense. We realized that puns are present in every language though not shared by any of them.

I had a dream about you. You were in the oil business and I sold icy roads for a living. You didnt understand whod buy such a thing and I said you didnt understand how earmarks get slipped in Congressional bills.

I had a dream about you last night. In this dream we were walking down the beautiful Japanese streets of Florida. Fukuoka is nice in the summer.

I had a dream about you. We were actors in a horror movie and I was hunting you down with a knife. When I finally cornered you the director yelled Cut.... What I cant be blamed for following instructions.

I had a dream about you. You were sitting in a dentists chair and I was cleaning your teeth. You wondered if I was a dentist and I wondered why more people didnt brush their teeth with Windex. I did a rush job with you because I still had sixty floors of windows to wash before I could get back home to my woman and the man she was living with.

I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.

I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said Thats not what I meant when I said I bought them for you.