I had a dream about you. I asked you out to coffee and you said No thanks. Im a recovering insomniac. I said No worries. My conversational skills are sure to put you to sleep.

I had a dream about you. You had a wheelchair and I had a wheelbarrow and together we made love the way the Panama Canal should have been made. We dredged up a lot of dormant feelings that night.

I had a dream about you. The king decreed we could only speak one word and that word would be assigned to us. Your word was hello and my word was goodbye. You made me happy and I made you sad. Or so I thought. Turns out you rather liked me telling you goodbye. You just wished I didnt keep saying it. You thought one time was good enough and that after that I should never speak to you again.

I had a dream about you. You owned a farm and you grew teamwork because yours was an ant farm. I was a coach looking to recruit some new fruit but I decided to give your produce a try. I made the right decision because I ended up winning the 2014 World Picnic Championships.

I had a dream that I was in someone elses shoes for oncethey were the wrong size.

I had this dream about you. We went hunting up in the mountains and I caught a unicorn. You told me now I know how it feels to be you.

I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his exI woke up and giggled because you dont pick up a rock after finding a diamond.

I had a dream about you. Our relationship faded from red to white and somewhere in the middle in the pink zone I told you I loved you and you returned it. However at white our relationship went black and I sought red in the arms of another woman.

I had a dream about you. You were writing a book and I was reading a book. The problem was it was the same book. So while you were trying to write I sat next to you yelling at you to write faster because I am a speed reader. Seriously can you only type 1000 words per minute You slowed down my reading so much you made me feel like I had a second-grade reading level. Also you really should learn how to use a comma. Oh and one more thing. Its not a love story if theres only one character in the book. Not unless I am that character.

I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow and you said green was yellow and blue. You were like that with everything I said taking the exact opposite stance yet completely agreeing with me. Thats how I knew you loved me.