I had a dream about you. You were so cute and I was holding you for a long time. We went for a walk happily strutting down the street. We saw a couple others but they werent having as much fun as we were. We arrived back home and I gave you a kiss on the nose and a bone.

Ive been praying to Jesus and the Holy Ghost for patience and I have also mentioned that it would help if I did not have frizzy hair.

I had a dream about you. I was trying to dissect love like it was a frog and you were trying to dissect a frog like it was love. I said we should team up and have sex and you said Sure Ill have sex with youfor twenty bucks. Geez For half that I can get twice the value in two twins and a ham sandwich down at the trailer park. Sure the combined age of the twins is 140 but at least the sandwich will be fresh.

I had a dream that Zac Effron showed up at my door shirtless with a bouquet of flowers..yep Im still waiting on that one to come true.

I had a dream about you. You looked so beautiful that I felt compelled to say something. So I said The fish taco wasnt nearly as stinky as I imagined itd be. You looked at me with your gorgeous eyes and said Life isnt all roses to the noseless and those with eyes need to listen closely. I nodded my head in agreement even though I didnt have a clue what you meant. But thats what love does right It makes men clueless.

I had a dream about you. We picked up where we left off with leftovers and I said this was the best second-time dinner Ive ever had a first time. Oh I had it before when it was fresh and first made but this was the first time I was having it for a second time and that made it special like a tie at the Olympics. Would both winners get medals made of two metals gold and silver Thats what I thought about as I chewed the food as I tried to remember what it tasted like the first time.

I had a dream about you. You said you were leaving me and I said When are you coming back You said I dont think Im ever coming back. And I replied So youre going to Walmart huh Those checkout lines can take an eternity to get through. Well pick me up some chips while youre there.

I had a dream about you. I had converted a beached whale into a tour bus and I asked you to be my driver. You asked what kind of people youd be driving around and I said Dead people. You frowned and said Dead people dont tip. And I said Yes but they also dont protest when you root through their pockets.

I had a dream about you. Id just invented a flying bathtub and you were dirty and afraid of heights. I thought I could cure both at once so I tricked you into getting naked and getting in. Actually thats all I really wanted was to get you naked so I never even pushed the launch button or turned on the water. Isnt love wonderful

I had a dream about you. We were playing football soccer and I just needed to score one goal to win. Of course one goal was one more than Id scored so far so it might be next to impossible. One is certainly next to nothing but it might also be next to everything. In love one is also next to nothingand next to everything as two is all you need to make eternity.