Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand like two one-armed lovers.

I wanted to tell her I love you back but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment the next commercial break I ended up completely forgetting.

You tell me you love me but Im not sure you know what love is or how fast it flies or how much it resembles a UFO or what kind of weapon youd use to shoot it down.

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately I cant make it today as I have a doctors appointment.

The Queens Pride was his ship and he loved her. That was the way his sentences always went It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.

The only drink I like ice in is water because you cant water down water. Im like that with love too. Dont you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving Im trying to pour all over you.

I told her Id wait forever for her but that was before I found somebody else whod give me a ride home.

Who knows how to make love stay1. Tell love you are going to Juniors Deli on Flatbush Avenue in Brooklyn to pick up a cheesecake and if loves stays it can have half. It will stay.2. Tell love you want a momento of it and obtain a lock of its hair. Burn the hair in a dime-store incense burner with yinyang symbols on three sides. Face southwest. Talk fast over the burning hair in a convincingly exotic language. Remove the ashes of the burnt hair and use them to paint a moustache on your face. Find love. Tell it you are someone new. It will stay.3. Wake love up in the middle of the night. Tell it the world is on fire. Dash to the bedroom window and pee out of it. Casually return to bed and assure love that everything is going to be all right. Fall asleep. Love will be there in the morning.

You looove me. holds out arms You love me this much.

I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe because somewhere mixed in with all that ink is the next great American novel. And Id love nothing more than to drink it.