Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

I dont like it when I outweigh my men.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love Id say Now. But youd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

We cant be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since youre a lady and Im a gentleman Ill shave mine off.

I love you and its getting worse.

When I saw you I saw love. When I saw you naked I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream I saw the future.

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But theres no need to be frightened because that plane is still on the ground.

If somebody says I love you to me I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires I love you too.

Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other when they fight Please a little less love and a little more common decency.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first let me introduce myself.