The next time youre planning to injure yourself to get my attention just remember that a little sweet talk works wonders.

I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love and regrettedmost of them but never the potatoes that went with them.

I dont want to make love last I want to make love second to last. The last thing well do is cuddle.

Love is like breakfast with Mildred. Whos Mildred How the heck should I know I dont eat breakfast.

He studied my appearance carefully. You cut your hair. Yes. Do you like it That depends. How long is it I pulled a curl down and showed him it ended just past my shoulder. He grunted Thats still long enough so I like it. Long enough for what Long enough for a man to run his hands through.

Love waits patiently. In the lobby. Ill be with you as soon as I can.

Hes around the twist said Azalea. Breaking all the windows Hes mad.Ah no said the King. Its only madness if you actually do it. If you want to break all the windows in the house and drown yourself in a bucket but dont actually do it well thats love.

Were taught that in life we should try to look on the bright side. Not in this case. In this case assume rejection first. Assume youre the rule not the exception. Its liberating. But we also know its not an easy concept. -Hes not just into you

I never understood how men could remember all those details about sports but yet were incapable of remembering where they set their car keys or wallet.

Love is like learning to ride a midget which Ive never done because Im afraid of heights.