I had a dream about you. You were saving your love for another man so I gave you a bigger Ziploc bag to save it in because if youre going to make that relationship work youve got to give more than what you gave to me. Later I regretted giving you my Ziploc bag because I was left with no place to store my sandwich so I had to rent a locker at the local YMCA.
Our love was covered in fur yet I was the only one who wanted to pet it.