I had a dream about you. You had a bottle made of smoky glass which made the contents appear mysterious and I had the last smoky exhalation of a dead smoker in a Ziploc bag. I offered to trade my sandwich for your drink but you said No thanks Im asexual.

I had a dream about you. I was trying to dissect love like it was a frog and you were trying to dissect a frog like it was love. I said we should team up and have sex and you said Sure Ill have sex with youfor twenty bucks. Geez For half that I can get twice the value in two twins and a ham sandwich down at the trailer park. Sure the combined age of the twins is 140 but at least the sandwich will be fresh.

I had a dream about you. You were saving your love for another man so I gave you a bigger Ziploc bag to save it in because if youre going to make that relationship work youve got to give more than what you gave to me. Later I regretted giving you my Ziploc bag because I was left with no place to store my sandwich so I had to rent a locker at the local YMCA.