Famous Quotes about mysterious

Jarod Kintz quote #180 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You had a bottle made of smoky glass which made the contents appear mysterious and I had the last smoky exhalation of a dead smoker in a Ziploc bag. I offered to trade my sandwich for your drink but you said No thanks Im asexual.
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Jarod Kintz quote #79 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. We were shoveling dollar bills and used diapers and laughing like children. I was dancing like I had a fog machine in my pants and I did which is my moves were so mysterious.
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