I had a dream about you. Id just invented a flying bathtub and you were dirty and afraid of heights. I thought I could cure both at once so I tricked you into getting naked and getting in. Actually thats all I really wanted was to get you naked so I never even pushed the launch button or turned on the water. Isnt love wonderful

I had a dream about you. You wanted to take a bath and I wanted to take a shower. It started raining so we went in the lake so we could both win. Then you got struck by lightning so I had to make love to someone else that night. I was very sad.