Red Carpet EventsSitting on the couch and watching people who actually chase their goals and dreams criticizing what theyre wearing and wondering why were depressed.

I had a dream about you. We were going to change the world. But instead you changed your clothes and changed your mind about going to the bar so I ended up crying on your sofa until my unicorn arrived to take me home.

I had a dream about you. I was a painter and you were a nude banana. You wanted me to paint you in a still life and I asked you to put some peels on. Your nudity made me feel naked as a person. Also having no clothes on made me feel naked and thats why I couldnt see you because seeing you made me see who I was as a man and as a fruit. Im more banana than baby carrot if you know what I mean.