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Jarod Kintz quote #26 from I had a dream about you 2

I had a dream about you. My pee was cloudy and I brought an umbrella to the urinal. You were the Coach of the Mens Room and you were giving me advice on how to be a better weatherman. But I didnt listen because I was the arrogant five-time MVP.
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Jarod Kintz quote #194 from Dreaming is for lovers

I had a dream about you. You owned a farm and you grew teamwork because yours was an ant farm. I was a coach looking to recruit some new fruit but I decided to give your produce a try. I made the right decision because I ended up winning the 2014 World Picnic Championships.
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Jarod Kintz quote #20 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go skydiving and I said Lets try to rent Greg Louganis to be our coach. You said it was two different kinds of diving and I knew what you meant. We are heterosexual and Greg is a homosexual. Though I was disappointed you didnt want Greg as our coach I was glad you always have sex on your mind.
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