I had a dream about you. You fell into my arms like a 120-pound sack of gold coins. So I did what any respectable lover would doI buried you in the backyard so nobody could steal you away from me.

I had a dream about you last night... in it I tried to sell a squirrel a deposit box to store his nuts in. He stole my cashews in the complimentary snack basket.

Dream thieves are those who leave their real dreams aside and struggle to pick other peoples dreams to work on. They suffer to do attempt what they cant do