Famous Quotes about bank-robbery

Jarod Kintz quote #155 from At even one penny

A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle and takes note but doesnt fully see the bank robbery I have just committed during the planned distraction. All she sees is a man with a lot of money and draws the wrong conclusionthat I am more handsome now than I was when she didnt know I had money and she saw me walk in the door.
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Jarod Kintz quote #140 from We Had A #Dream About You

I had a dream about you. You were wearing a wedding dress and I was in a tuxedo. Wed been waiting on this moment our whole lives only I imagined the first time I robbed a bank Id be dressed like a cowboy. But you were right this was more romantic.
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