I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back and with them they brought hope. They were selling and everybody was buying. I tried telling the people they shouldnt buy because if they just wait 24 hours the product would be free. What the Thursdays sold was both priceless and worthless depending on when you acquired it.

I had a dream about you. We were comparing scars. All of yours were on your body while all of my scars were on the bodies of people Ive known throughout my life. Its true Im unscathed which is also why Im alone.

I had a dream about you. You were learning to compose music like Mozart and I was learning to listen like Beethoven. He was deaf and you were blind to the fact that you had no musical talent. Still I wore my ear plugs and I clapped and cheered while you banged away on the piano.

I had a dream about you. You were a sunscreen salesperson and you approached me and said Would you like to buy some sunscreen I looked at you like you were a curious insect as I replied No thanks. Im still standing in my fathers shadow.

I had a dream about you. We were playing table tennis which angered my family because they were trying to enjoy their Thanksgiving dinner on it. They thought we were selfish and we thought they were two months too early. Seriously Thanksgiving is in November and this was September. Also they need to start treating us like the serious athletes we are.

I had a dream about you. I asked you out to coffee and you said No thanks. Im a recovering insomniac. I said No worries. My conversational skills are sure to put you to sleep.

I had a dream about you. You had a wheelchair and I had a wheelbarrow and together we made love the way the Panama Canal should have been made. We dredged up a lot of dormant feelings that night.

I had a dream about you. The king decreed we could only speak one word and that word would be assigned to us. Your word was hello and my word was goodbye. You made me happy and I made you sad. Or so I thought. Turns out you rather liked me telling you goodbye. You just wished I didnt keep saying it. You thought one time was good enough and that after that I should never speak to you again.

I had a dream about you. You owned a farm and you grew teamwork because yours was an ant farm. I was a coach looking to recruit some new fruit but I decided to give your produce a try. I made the right decision because I ended up winning the 2014 World Picnic Championships.

I had a dream about you. We went for a walk though we didnt hold hands because we went in separate directions. As I walked alone I thought about how you had the funniest way of showing affection to me.