One cannot think well love well sleep well if one has not dined well.

This above all to thine own self be true And it must follow as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

I had a dream about you. You owned a taco stand and I looked like a pile of meat cheese lettuce sour cream and hot sauce. I resented you and you wanted to enslave me.

I had a dream about you. I was a melted ice-cream repairman and you had a microwave for a head. You made fun of my trade so I made you eat tinfoil until your head exploded.

I had a dream about you. Dinner for two turned into dinner for three when you told me you were pregnant. I was excited but a little nervous because we were at a fancy restaurant and I only had enough money in my wallet to pay for two. So being the gentleman I am I suggested that we skip out on the bill after we were finished eating.

I had a dream about you. You thought we had everything we neededfood water shelter and love. But I forgot to tell you that to buy the food water and shelter I sold our love to a Silicon Valley investor who wanted to turn it into an app.

I had a dream about you I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said I have never been with a woman over 120lbs I was confused but said nothing then you said The scale says you weigh 122lbs I dont think we can work I was baffled by your strange and cruel attidude and said that you would have to take your food to go.

I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.

I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.