I had a dream about you. We were laying down asphalt and you said we were building a future together. Then I watched as a chicken crossed over our work and I said No we are building a joke.

I had a dream where I lost Capn among the hundreds of black and white cats and they all looked nearly identical to him. It was such a sad dream that it made me drool out of my eyes.

I want to meet the girl of my dreams and then immediately try to sleep with herfor between six to eight hours.

I had a dream about you. You were wearing a wedding dress and I was in a tuxedo. Wed been waiting on this moment our whole lives only I imagined the first time I robbed a bank Id be dressed like a cowboy. But you were right this was more romantic.

I make love with my eyes closed because I make love in my dreams. If you wanted to go for seconds we could because I make love buffet style.

I had a dream about you. You started following me on Twitter and then you started following me around town. I wouldnt mind so much of you would start throwing your hashtags away rather than tossing them into the street.

Couples should be able to share their dreams with one another. Thats why for just 69.69 youll like what I have to sell you. Its not just one tube and two suction cups you each attach to your foreheadsits the Dream Tunnel.

I had a dream about you. You were cooking me dinner and I was standing by the stove questioning your every move. You found me ungrateful and I found the number for Chinese takeout. I may not have wanted your food but I still wanted your love. Your love isnt burnt too is it

My dreams have wings. But not soaring eagle wings more like the wings of a butterflycolorful and easily ripped off. The last time my dreams got ripped off was when I shopped at Walmart the place where freedom soars like a caterpillar under the foot of oppression.

I had a dream about you. You were selling nickels for seven cents apiece and I was only willing to pay six. Grandma thought I was foolish but what did I careshe was dead Its like my grandpa always used to say I want to bill Billings one penny at a time. He died with five cents to his name. I was named after himfifty years after him.