I had a dream about you. We were trying to come up with a hashtag to market our relationship. I suggested fourlipsonekiss and twomouthsonevoice but you went with something confusing like idontloveyou and wearenotinarelationship.

I had a dream about you. You were writing names and numbers in a book and I asked if that was a phone book or the Book of Life. You answered in a way that blinded me with light and I grew afraid. So I said Hey what is that over there and I pointed over your shoulder and when you turned to look I scribbled my name on the bottom of page one.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go shopping for shoes and I suggested we go to the bowling alley. Where else can you go to rent such stylish shoes and have a FREE game of bowling thrown in

I had a dream about you. Id just invented a meltless popsicle and youd just created melted ice cream in a canas a substitute for soup. You looked at me as if I was some sort of creep and I looked at you through binoculars while sitting in a tree branch across the street from your bedroom window.

I had a dream about you. The seasons changed but you did not. You were the same old person you always were only older. And I was the same old person I always was only younger. Yes Id discovered the Fountain of Youth and since we were such old friends I was going to let you have a swig for 10 off the suggested retail price.

I had a dream about you. We were in a band. I was the lead singer guitar player saxophonist harpist violinist bassist cellist harmonica player pianist and drummer. Oh and I played the trumpet. And you you had the important roleyou played air guitar. I feel this dream accurately reflects me as an unselfish person willing to stand in the shade so someone else might enjoy the spotlight and get all the glory.

Question for your life If the man of your dreams existed in two dimensions only would you try to print duplicates of him

In my dream I woke up to realize I was tired and needed to go to sleep. Then I slowly remembered that I was asleep but that I needed to wake up and write this down. Blah.

Dream headline from Orafouraville Times Man Let Go By Employer Falls To Death

I write down my dreams. I use the excuse Im writing to sleep all the time.