I had a dream about you. We were waiting in line and you were right in front of me. The line was three people long and I felt like the bronze medalist of the Checkout Championship. You must have felt like a winner because you didnt seem to be in a rush or impatient. I should have trained harder.

In my dream I was a seal and I made love to a seagull. Then I got eaten by a shark because thats just the way life is. Some fish gets jealous over a bird and decides to chomp down on his competition. It happens all the time in the real world.

I had a dream about you last night. We started a shoe company and a competitor probably someone from Nike attacked you so I had to stab them in the throat with a shoelace. I guess it would have been better to use that shoelace to strangle them.