Love is like a forest I think as I kill trees by squandering toilet paper while decorating my ex girlfriends front yard.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

When in a relationship a real man doesnt make his woman jealous of others he makes others jealous of his woman.

Give as much as importance to your goal as you give it to your first girlfriend with that much importance your girlfriend might still leave you but your goal will definitely come to you.

I had a dream about you. You was a crocodile and i was always looking for you with fear. Your teeth were alabaster and your skin green as grass. Unfortunate you had already a girlfriend. And i hoped she finish like a handbag. I love you from my all reptile heart which is poikilothermic.

Nostalgia has a way of blocking the reality of the past.

I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his exI woke up and giggled because you dont pick up a rock after finding a diamond.