I had a dream about you you invited me shopping and I was so excited at the thought we were having a day date after we entered the mall you had dropped your wallet and bent down to pick it up I noticed you were wearing a thong. I realized then that shopping was the only intentions you had with me.

I had a dream about you. You said you were leaving me and I said When are you coming back You said I dont think Im ever coming back. And I replied So youre going to Walmart huh Those checkout lines can take an eternity to get through. Well pick me up some chips while youre there.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go shopping for shoes and I suggested we go to the bowling alley. Where else can you go to rent such stylish shoes and have a FREE game of bowling thrown in