Love is like whoa Actually its closer to woe.

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

Its true I cant make you love me. But I can refuse to let you out of your cage.

If you were to ask me the best time of day to fall in love Id say Now. But youd also have to remember to factor in the fact that my watch is eleven minutes fast.

My girlfriend bought me a collared shirt for my birthday mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she takes me for a walk.

We cant be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since youre a lady and Im a gentleman Ill shave mine off.

When I saw you I saw love. When I saw you naked I saw lust. When I saw you with my clone in a dream I saw the future.

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But theres no need to be frightened because that plane is still on the ground.

You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first let me introduce myself.

Love is the jelly to sunshines peanut butter. And if I tell you that Im in sandwich with you Im not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.