Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you like a hug. Or a noose.

If one unlabeled bottle holds nonfat milk what does the second unlabeled bottle contain If you answered Whole milk then youre obviously not ready to receive a jug of my love. So Ill just pour it in someone elses coffee.

Id rather fake my own fog than fake a steamy love scene. Can I interest you in some mist Its homemade.

Love has a shape but no color. Youre probably wondering If its transparent how do you know what shape it is Good question. Well for one thing I put it together and for another Im currently wearing it like body armor though to the casual observer I appear naked.

I am a slave to your love. Well more like indentured servant.

Dont try to hog loneliness and keep it all to yourself. Share it with a special someone.

Love means never having to say youre sorry for a minor stab wound.

Love one person at a time thats the motto Ill try to get my clones to live by.

The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered I wasnt really his type.

I am the broth of love. Make soup to me.