You cant put a price tag on love. But if you could Id wait for it to go on sale.

She didnt say it I only thought she said it. So really it was my thought my words and not hers. How could I confuse I love you with May I take your order

She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is she was standing next to the kind of woman Id like to make love to.

With my last breath Ill exhale my love for you. I hope its a cold day so you can see what you meant to me.

If loving someone is putting them in a straitjacket and kicking them down a flight of stairs then yes I have loved a few people.

When our dreams were nothing more than pancake batter I was there for her making breakfast.

I didnt feel like buying him the jacket he asked for for Christmas so I just got him a coat hanger with a sticky note attached that read Heres something for you to hang your dreams on pal.

I had a dream about you. You took a cruise and I took a canoe. I paddled alongside your ship out into the Atlantic Ocean and down to the Caribbean. I shouted I love you the whole way but you couldnt hear me probably because that man you were with was talking the whole time.

Trying to remember dreams is like trying to catch fog in a fishing net. The best time of day to catch something is night.

I had a dream about you. I should have waited until you were finished eating to tell you I love you because you vomited all over my tablecloth. But thats OK because it was multi-colored and brown and green.