If love had feathers and tasted like dog food then I suggest you wear shoes with your banana pudding. This statement also defines my political beliefs.

Im willing to die for the woman I love. I just want to take 75 years to do it.

Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand like two one-armed lovers.

I wanted to tell her I love you back but I guess in waiting for the perfect moment the next commercial break I ended up completely forgetting.

You tell me you love me but Im not sure you know what love is or how fast it flies or how much it resembles a UFO or what kind of weapon youd use to shoot it down.

Love is what you make it. Unfortunately I cant make it today as I have a doctors appointment.

The only drink I like ice in is water because you cant water down water. Im like that with love too. Dont you dare add any ice to the hot liquid loving Im trying to pour all over you.

I told her Id wait forever for her but that was before I found somebody else whod give me a ride home.

I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe because somewhere mixed in with all that ink is the next great American novel. And Id love nothing more than to drink it.

I can tell if two people are in love by how they hold each others hands and how thick their sanitation gloves are.