I had a dream about you. I had an erection the size of your nose though I could breathe through mine while yours was congested. The air smelled like pee to me.

I had a dream about you. You looked like Hulk Hogans nose and your legs looked like his mustache. I admired them and wondered how many squats you could do. Your mustache could probably run a marathon while my mustache looks like a ghost.

I had a dream about you. You owned a taco stand and I looked like a pile of meat cheese lettuce sour cream and hot sauce. I resented you and you wanted to enslave me.

I had a dream about you. You wrapped the American flag around you like a towel while I let Russia shower me with praise. The people over there really seemed to love me probably because they are over there and I am not.

I had a dream about you. We were playing chess and logically we were both wearing football helmets. You were winning so I started to complain that perhaps I was losing because I was suffering from Amyotrophic lateral sclerosis due to the violent nature of the game. Then you took off your helmet to reveal the fact that you had no hair or skull and you had waffles for brains. So I poured syrup on my gloved hands and scooped out your intelligence to consume it.

Dreaming A quite peaceful permission to be insane every night.

I had a dream about you. Too many people died that night to count. Still I had to provide the Minister of Numbers with a rough estimate. The number I told him was two and that number may be off by one or two people. In the dream nobody could find my in-laws who may have been on vacation or they may have been viciously murdered depending on who you ask and what you saw. Say what did you see

I wither slowly in thine arms here at the quiet limit of the world a white haird shadow roaming like a dream.

I had a dream about you. We were in a kitchen shaped like Italy and we were making burritos for homeless houses. We should do more things like that and really make a difference indifferently.

I had a dream about you. Two empty benches sat on a man and I jogged by but did not stop because I knew if I did Id fall asleep and that damn tortoise would beat me again.