I had a dream about you. It was raining and you were anorexic and shaped like an umbrella. We fell in love like a desert has a dry sense of humor. I laughed so hard I got dehydrated and sunburned.

Our Dreams not just a Dreams It can be reality.

I had a dream about you. I ran a marathon like a mannequin stands still and you stood still like Roger Bannister runs errands.

I had a dream about you. We made love like the trunk of a Buick can hold three people. That was a great idea you had hiring that videographer.

I had a dream about you. You were Mickey Mantle and I was a fireplace without a mantle. I didnt like baseball so I kept telling you that you could do something productive with your life like becoming a Tupperware salesman.

I had a dream about you. You were riding a walrus like a cowboy and I was riding a cowboy like a cowboy. I waved at you and you waved your lasso over your head. Thats how I got roped into buying a new car.

I had a dream about you. You were drinking apple juice and I was drinking horse piss though the spectators in the stadium couldnt tell who was drinking what even though one million dollars for guessing correctly was on the line.

I had a dream about you. We were both surrounded by poor people but there was one big differenceI was poor but you were rich. Thats why I was shocked when you tried to rob me. After all I was one of many who voted you into power.

I had a dream about you. We made love the way mayonnaise sits in the fridge for months unnoticed. I prefer my hamburger with cheese.

I had a dream about you. The sky looked threatening and hail the size shape and color of boxing gloves started pounding us in the face. Luckily my mustache looked like Chuck Norris and you were able to take shelter under my nose.