O Allah You know me better than I know myself and I know myself better than these people who praise me. Make me better than what they think of me and forgive those sins of mine of which they have no knowledge and do not hold me responsible for what they say.

I had a dream about you. We were two lovers disguised as librarians. We met in the non-fiction section and thats the truth. Or at least thats what we told your parents. They didnt need to know where we really metin the smut section the corner with all the political biographies.

Your is full of purpose Push past the set back and press into the set up.

I had a dream about you. You were crying and your tears were so salty I decided to collect your sadness to sprinkle on potato chips. I thought we could start a business. I would make potato chips I would make you sad and you would cry onto the chips and season them for consumption. I thought a good name for the chips was the reason you always cry and that is how Love Chips came into existence.

Its stranger than every strangenessAnd the dreams of all the poetsAnd the thoughts of all the philosophersThat things are really what they seem to beAnd theres nothing to understand.

I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.

I had a dream about you. You were using a shovel as it was intended to be used and I asked you what you were doing. You replied Digging a six-foot hole. I said Ah are you digging a grave for our love And you replied No Im digging a grave for you. It was at this point that I unsheathed Chuck Norris right arm and sliced you with a karate chop.

I had a dream about you. Youd never been in an elevator before and Id never been in love. I said I could help you and you said you could help me. I got excited because you were so beautiful but I was quickly let down when you introduced me to your friend who looked like a horse and sang like Miley Cyrus.

Persephone is just a name for a spirit of beauty at a certain time in history. Im sure we could argue a biblical place for her if it matters. Your wife has the name of that pagan goddess but the fact remains that shes your mortal bride in the Year of Our Lord 1888- and shes Catholic so pray for her damn it I dont care how confusing it is. And pray for us to anyone. If the dead are about to flood Athens divine goodwill couldnt hurt. Your prayers can be in Hindu if you like. Now go home.

The process of thinking is a way of analyzing and making the right assumption at the right moment in life.