I had a dream about you. You were playing the guitar like it was a piano and I was impressed with my deafness. You played awfully but all I could hear was I love you.

I had a dream about you you were trying to tell me a pipe had burst but I did not want to be around you because I thought your feet smelt terrible. When I realized that the smell was mold you were already so hurt you no longer had any interest in speaking to me. Or fixing the pipe.

I had a dream about you. You loved me and I loved you. We had an amazing life until you realized that I also loved your clone. You were jealous and I didnt see the problemI was in love with you even if it wasnt you. Plus I was in love with you.

It is better to risk starving to death than giving up on your dream. If you have given up on your dream whats left

I had a dream about you you gave me a plant and sweetly said This will grow with our love upon handing it over to me the plant died. I started packing.

I had a dream about you I was cooking dinner and you came out of the bathroom with a troubled look on your face. When I asked what was wrong you said I have never been with a woman over 120lbs I was confused but said nothing then you said The scale says you weigh 122lbs I dont think we can work I was baffled by your strange and cruel attidude and said that you would have to take your food to go.

I had a dream about you. You introduced me to a clock and Im right handed so I didnt know which clock hand to shake the hour or the minute. So I chose instead to go in for a hug. Big mistake. Time does not like to be embraced by a mere mortal.

I had a dream about you last night. You set a timer on in the bathroom to prove how long it takes me to get ready. So I shaved your legs made up your face and gave you lashes. An hour later you thanked God for not making you a woman.

Quando arrivi a un bivio e non sai da che parte andare ti fermi e sogni. Sogni cosa ti aspetta nella strada a dritta poi sogni cosa ti aspetta nella strada a manca. E la strada che vince questo duello di sogni diventa quella che imboccherai.

Life feels like fall of itself.A dream within a dream.And I want to wake up.