I had a dream about you. You were in the oil business and I sold icy roads for a living. You didnt understand whod buy such a thing and I said you didnt understand how earmarks get slipped in Congressional bills.

I had a dream about you. We were actors in a horror movie and I was hunting you down with a knife. When I finally cornered you the director yelled Cut.... What I cant be blamed for following instructions.

I had a dream about you. You were sitting in a dentists chair and I was cleaning your teeth. You wondered if I was a dentist and I wondered why more people didnt brush their teeth with Windex. I did a rush job with you because I still had sixty floors of windows to wash before I could get back home to my woman and the man she was living with.

I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.

I had a dream about you. We were married and I walked into the room to see you in my new black dress and high heels and I said Thats not what I meant when I said I bought them for you.

I had a dream about you. You were using a shovel as it was intended to be used and I asked you what you were doing. You replied Digging a six-foot hole. I said Ah are you digging a grave for our love And you replied No Im digging a grave for you. It was at this point that I unsheathed Chuck Norris right arm and sliced you with a karate chop.

I had a dream about you last night you were the same piece of St I know and hate in real life.

I had a dream about you. I know I know I have never met you but Im pretty sure I had a dream about you. I had a dream about someone I didnt know so it may as well be you.

I had a dream about you but I dont know youwho are you

I had a dream about you. Your skin was sandpaper and your armpits were hollow filled with dark chocolate and prunes. You offered me coffee and when I said no you handed me black coffee with a note that read 12 reasons not to drink coffee. I knew we would get along.