I had a dream about you. Youd never been in an elevator before and Id never been in love. I said I could help you and you said you could help me. I got excited because you were so beautiful but I was quickly let down when you introduced me to your friend who looked like a horse and sang like Miley Cyrus.

I had a dream that I had no hatersI woke up missing them.

I had a dream about you. You was a crocodile and i was always looking for you with fear. Your teeth were alabaster and your skin green as grass. Unfortunate you had already a girlfriend. And i hoped she finish like a handbag. I love you from my all reptile heart which is poikilothermic.

I had a dream about you last night. Our vices had wings and our fears could breathe fire. There was nowhere to hide and we were trapped alive. So you reached for your sword and slashed my arm waking me and saving my life.

I had a dream about you. The sky was green and the ground was blue. You spoke a song and I sang my thoughts. We ate lemonade and drank cookies. It all made perfect sense.

I had a dream that boys would act like men for oncethen I woke up.

I had a dream about you. Knowing that women like to buy two things above all else shoes and purses I combined the two into one product that looked like Margaret Thatchers dress on your feet. You asked if my shoes made your ass look fat and I replied If I have to tell you it is it isnt.

I had a dream about you. You wanted to go for a walk and I wanted to start a parade. I suggested we team up but you said youd rather have sex with a cactus. I was taken aback but then I offered to introduce you to a Congressman because I think he could really benefit from your kind of loving.

I had a dream that I made millions of dollars in life and was the happiest girl when I woke up I realized that money could never buy my happiness in life because my happiness comes from the ones I love.

I had a dream about you. I thought together we could change the world but you said youd rather change the TV channel. But you were all talk because you never even did that. So I sat there with you watching the Fiction Channel otherwise known as a 24-hour news station.