I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his exI woke up and giggled because you dont pick up a rock after finding a diamond.

I had a dream about you. Our relationship faded from red to white and somewhere in the middle in the pink zone I told you I loved you and you returned it. However at white our relationship went black and I sought red in the arms of another woman.

I had a dream about you. You were writing a book and I was reading a book. The problem was it was the same book. So while you were trying to write I sat next to you yelling at you to write faster because I am a speed reader. Seriously can you only type 1000 words per minute You slowed down my reading so much you made me feel like I had a second-grade reading level. Also you really should learn how to use a comma. Oh and one more thing. Its not a love story if theres only one character in the book. Not unless I am that character.

I had a dream about you last night. I was alone on a dark night and you came to me as a firefly. I knew it was you because you were the brightest.

I had a dream about you. I said green was blue and yellow and you said green was yellow and blue. You were like that with everything I said taking the exact opposite stance yet completely agreeing with me. Thats how I knew you loved me.

I had a dream about you. Flowers were overflowing in the cemetery so we decided to have a picnic there. You brought apple pie and I brought my Aunt Mildred whod been dead for some time and I just hadnt gotten around to disposing of her body. I thought youd think me both efficient and romantic but it turns out you didnt. You only saw the romantic side of my action.

I had a dream about you. You were on a bike going 70 miles an hour I could see you approaching my car in the mirror. You were trying to say something so I jumped on the brakes as hard as I could I guess I forgot I had tied your bike on my bumper.