I had a dream about you last night... it was about a dreamer and a drifter walking into a bar. They start talking and swapping stories. No matter what the drifter says the dreamer always one-upped him. The drifter then woke up and realized he was the dreamer.

I had a dream about you. Id just invented a flying bathtub and you were dirty and afraid of heights. I thought I could cure both at once so I tricked you into getting naked and getting in. Actually thats all I really wanted was to get you naked so I never even pushed the launch button or turned on the water. Isnt love wonderful

I had this dream about you last night. We were still married. I was giving you a haircut like I always did being careful to trim around the scar on the back of your head. Im sorry I sometimes forgot it and left you with a bald spot. And Im sorry we didnt work out. But you look pretty happy on Instagram.

I had a dream about you. We were playing football soccer and I just needed to score one goal to win. Of course one goal was one more than Id scored so far so it might be next to impossible. One is certainly next to nothing but it might also be next to everything. In love one is also next to nothingand next to everything as two is all you need to make eternity.

I had a dream about you. You asked how long Ive loved you and I replied About 5280 feet. It was true. Ever since the car ran out of gas a mile back and we were forced to walk Ive been thinking a lot about life love and how much I wish the first gas station we see has mashed-potato-flavored bubblegum.

I had a dream that I had brown hairI woke up and ran to the mirrorPhew Im still a blonde.

I had a dream about you. Again. In fact Ive had so many dreams about you that I can almost feel your skin under my fingertips and your breath every time we kiss. This time when you pulled me closer even though I couldnt see you I knew it was you. Ive heard your footsteps and recognized them instantly. Id recognize them anywhere among many others. The way I yearn for you you are always expected. And now I expect you to do just that. Kiss me. This time I am asking for it because I need to make sure I am awake.

I had a dream about you. You told me you circled three words in three books scattered in the Library of Alexandria the one that supposedly burnt down centuries ago. You wouldnt tell me what words what books or give me any clues at all so I just assumed those three words were I love you and I thought about that while I made love to a being of light who made sure I was completely dry the whole time so I didnt get electrocuted.

I had a dream about you last night... and found out that friends are a label we love to use but usually its just a nice word for acquaintance.

I had a dream about you. The Thursdays were back and with them they brought hope. They were selling and everybody was buying. I tried telling the people they shouldnt buy because if they just wait 24 hours the product would be free. What the Thursdays sold was both priceless and worthless depending on when you acquired it.