I had a dream about you. We got into an argument over the toilet seat. Down up down up down up we each thought we were right. Finally being a natural diplomat I suggested we compromise and leave the toilet seat halfway between down and up. You called me an idiot and I said Thats precisely why the majority of the population voted me into public office.
I had come from wondrous lands from landscapes more enchanting than life but only to myself did I ever mention these lands and I said nothing about the landscapes which I saw in dreams. My feet stepped like theirs over the floorboards and the flagstones but my heart was far away even if it beat close by false master of an estranged and exiled body.